How to make my butt and boobs bigger without getting fat or diet pills?

I'm sitting in my art class in my short shorts today and the kid I like, Alex, tells me girl you gotta gain some weight, he tells me that I gotta get some bigger boobs and a bigger but (but he calls it the donkey word which i cant say cuz itl bleep it out), and dude then he calls me a twig.... I'm so not a twig, but maybe I could get a bigger bust and butt, omg please help I really want to impress this guy, he's soooo hot! and every website i go on its something you have to order like pills or some boagis dvd!!! please help! i really want a bigger but and bigger boobies! and that sang shake what your momma gave ya... i didnt get anything! she kept it all to her size doudle d boobs! thats where it all went! common ladies help a sista out!