What did I ever do so wrong in life to deserve this karma of being harassed by Capital One?

I feel your pain - I have a problem with my mailbox being filled to stuffing point with these pages-long supermarket publicity pamphlets ( have only seen these piles of crap in Spain btw). What I hate the most is that I have to open each of the damn things page by page in order to check that no letter has managed to worm its way inside one of them.